You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.

Or it’s a toy American truck and they’re metric magnets. Swap them for federal units.

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But we have Red Dwarf and The Orville for silliness. To me it feels out of place in Star Trek.

What? No relevant XKCD?

Looking at you Strange New Worlds.

It’s as welcome as a stealth mission in an action video game.

Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.

Is he leaving by plane? Be a real shame if an air defence system had a malfunction.

Can’t say.

But the keyboard is the computer, mice haven’t been invented yet and where do I plug the tape deck in?

Wow, it’s like you can’t trust a thing they say.

Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?

Why do I need to know this?

These days we call it bruhmism.

Okay, and the Irish caused the starvation during the potato famine?

The what, mind flayer?

What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.

Pip pip!

+1 for pedantry.

I’ve edited my comment to add an Oxford comma, because I know everyone likes those.

It’s just really hard to follow google maps navigation when there’s no roads and some big waves.

edit: ffs :)

Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too. That’s where the delicious pizzas grown, right?