But that extremely expensive NFT I bought has my name on it, not yours. Therefore it is owned by me and nobody else.
No I won’t show it to you.
Power (not adidas, the brand is power) backpacks are good. Spent like 25 bucks a decade ago and it only needed some stitches. Was daily use for most of that time, too!
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
They even teased it man… Pretty sure every kid has an existential crisis when they searched for that sequel in Google and found out it didn’t exist.
I save the documents in a usb and format all my drives. Can’t have backup troubles if you never back anything up.
Wait, you cannot root a Samsung? Since when?
Because people hate themselves and want to make their lives harder.
I like to pretend that I’m inherently superior to them :)
Nono keep going.
Because platinum is also a concept. Nobody has gotten an aluminum record, or an aluminum medal. Some metals have ascended beyond mere utility into superficiality. Aluminium isn’t there yet.
Yeah. 4 accounts getting randomly banned was enough for me. This will just prey on the clueless who don’t know your account can get shadow banned for any reason (or no reason).
But also… Imagine knowing that your child most likely was some amoeba in their previous life. Actually don’t do that.
Never break more than one rule at a time. Example: don’t drive drunk if you’re black.
Because the cunts at social media companies want to censor every fucking thing. I don’t want to swear, but I am forced to do so In order to fill the chasm left by any large company deciding to be thought police and robbing us of our ability to use colorful language.
Also the way words “retard” and “retarded” sound is funny, so I opt to use them any time I need to refer to someone or something stupid.
Mullvad because, much like going raw, VPN’s are used for special occasions.
So that means Lemmy is more accessible to search engines, right?
Boy have I got news for you
It’s because he knows that an apple doesn’t disappear forever. He might not have it right meow, but he will definitely have one In an indefinite amount of time.
Paradoxically, exercising makes your heart beat slower, this increasing your lifespan.
Sadly all that is undone by the time you’d have to spend exercising instead of enjoying life.