I agree. However, I would enjoy watching the leader of the free world metaphorically spit in the eye of the reality TV star.

He should now offer rare earth minerals to the EU.

It’s beautiful when he shits on the copy or even better, wonders out loud why the fuck anyone would use the product.

I think changing the verbiage from “server” to “village” or “herd” or “neighborhood,” or just something more familiar to the non-techie, combined with your proposal of displaying a full welcome feed of suggested material would go a long way to improving retention and marketability. Other fediverse portals can learn this lesson too.