Don’t threaten me with a good time, like the universe ending tomorrow. God, this timeline sucks so much.

You don’t, so appreciate the time you’ll have hair. Because once it’s truly gone, you’ll look back on this day and cry.

This, so much. Hell I’ll pay the old prices to never see an ad or pop up.

I think Elon missed the the obvious joke, as per usual lol

Dear god… I think you could be onto something.

That looks like a shitty future car mock-up for a late 80’s future/action movie. Like Robocop or an Arnold movie 🤣 Only Elon would fund something this unappealing.

As you get older, you sort of get used to the fact that the majority of your fellow passengers are oblivious to the fact we’re on a bus speeding towards a cliff, driven by depravity and delusions of grandeur. And you realize short of a miracle, nothing is going to change it. It’s either that or you go mad. ¯\(ツ)/¯