Abel Gonzales Jr., also known as “Fried Jesus”, of Dallas, Texas, invented deep-fried butter

That is the most American sentence I will read all year.

Italians and food are the worst. Let people enjoy what they want and stop acting like you’re top shit.

How do you get your feet on your head?

I’ll put it on my to-do list.

Now if I could just remember to look at my to-do list.

I still see Jamie at the beach sometimes, he’s usually sunbathing.

Its crazy how people can justify genocide at the time.

Yeah but they were barbaric and scalped babies.