He’s trying to help you figure out a gorilla joke for this post

My jimmies remain unrustled

We let adults decide in 2016 and they fucked it up, so giving kids a chance makes sense.

The lamppost knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.

oh my gah

Why is Uni called “big boobs”?

That predates Shakespeare. Imagine if Shakespeare had written a play about gamer oppression.

This is why I don’t understand why people want to live near the beach. Doesn’t the deafening chorus of oinks and stench of pig manure bother them?

The only distinct memory I have of Sears is when I got to try out the Nintendo Virtual Boy in their electronics section back in ~95. I was very excited because I thought Nintendo could do no wrong at that point. Needless to say, I was disabused of that notion very quickly.

Fringe

Bones so strong they can hold themselves up without soft tissue.

Yes

Hate it when that happens

Downvoted for promoting unrealistic body goals (/sarcasm)

Nice, they’re very distinctive!

Let me guess, its favorite band is sssssslayer

Most frustrating game I’ve ever played. Took me ~50 hours and an embarrassing number of deaths before I got a chance to see the final boss, who promptly deleted me, then another 50 before I got the privilege of committing gold suicide.

10/10 would ragequit again

We’re already in hell, and the restaurant industry is one of the inner circles. I’m pretty sure I saw Judas at the drive through the last time I went to Taco Bell, but that might have been the drugs.