I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Twist his dick!

He giving him the ol’ dick twist.

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

I don’t know, man. You just call every Tom, Dick, and Harry a nerd dragon. It would have to be a substantial nerd. A nerd other nerds look up to.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

I said alive, not well.

Exactly. In fact, in the next four years, if he is still alive, I bet you that POS is still going to try to run. And they will still let him.

I remember it as being the first time, where the trailer was better than the movie itself.

They could have done the equivalent the “last crusade”, but instead of Sean Connery, its Harrison Ford .

Thank you for moving day naps higher on the list.

Are you sure this isn’t football camp? Fool me once…

I saw this gem last week.