Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.

Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.

Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Muffin is a good dog!

Crusty jugglers!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

What about the donkey teeth?

https://youtu.be/3zDHSLDY0Q8?si=M1xO-xHCbKjFText

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?