Working at a call center and we had bonuses for people that could book the most hotel rooms (hotels.com). This one lady suddenly started winning all the bonuses day after day. This went on for almost 2 weeks. Then the FBI showed up. Turned out she was just stealing people’s CC numbers and booking them hotel rooms without them knowing.
Or the dream sequence for the cat for tongue tied.
Don’t forget to ask to borrow the car
Farscape, Red Dwarf
Currently at a job where I haven’t slept in 4 days because I am stressed out about quitting. There are too many safety violations and I keep getting in trouble for things completely out of my control. Maybe OSHA will supplement my income for a few months
Captain Condom
No
Didn’t he just donate 75 mil towards fascism? But can’t pay his bills…
Because ad blocker works. I basically only use chrome for Gmail now and work stuff. Eventually I’ll use it for everything
Started using Firefox for all video related sites. Blocks ads in Paramount plus and others
Black boys on mopeds - Sinead O’Connor
Yeah that book rocks
Bad grammar is a dead give away it’s fake as hell.
At a federal building and the supervisor was up front chatting with a customer. The waiting room is small so I could hear everything they said. She started by talking about how Biden was a pedo then how all the vaccines have some chemical in it like bleach I can’t remember. She went on with a dozen conspiracy theories, speaking as if they were the truth and haven’t been debunked a million times already.
I bought a can opener years back that doesn’t cut the can, instead it separates the lid from the can with no sharp edges. It’s dumb but I love it.
For the same price, you could go to a restaurant and eat a real meal
Everything on the Internet can be downloaded, copied etc
Well my coworker is considering a PS5, but is leaning towards a more powerful prebuilt gaming pc for about $100 more.