As a US citizen and Oregon resident, absolutely.

But I don’t honestly foresee it being possible or happening.

Wow, I almost rage replied after the line, I’m so glad I kept reading.

wtf why would they reject anyone lol

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, thank you

I registered Republican but vote liberal, my goal was to mess up gerrymandering, but I dunno.

I may or may not be using P2P devices to share my Internet with all my neighbors.

But I also paid to have the neighborhood wired with fiber for internet.

Instead of “thank you for your service” I guess we’ll have to start saying, “fuck you for your service”

You’re the goat.