That I’m on a computer programming all day for my job.

That I’m on a computer programming all night for fun.

That I rarely play video games anymore.

The sound of flip flops. Drives me up a wall!

I deleted my Reddit account during the blackouts and haven’t gone back.

Yeah he was.

I have Little Monsters to thank for introducing me to Talking Heads. I hear Road to Nowhere and I’m 10 again.

And at night you can visit the monster world under your bed to play with Maurice and Boy.

Do I get to drink from the firehose?

Walking distance is only part of this equation.

We have no sidewalks and I would need to cross a 6 lane interstate if I were to go to the “closest” anything.

Allofmp3?

Immodium and Pepto-Bismol.

I used to do something similar. If I touched something with my index finger, I had to touch it with my thumb.

The most noticeable example was adjusting my car stereo. I’d press next several times, or volume up several times, then I’d press it one more time with my thumb.

He gave them a cut of the money.

Biweekly.

It means twice a week.

Or, it means once every other week.

Good luck.

Do what you have to do before you do what you want to do .

If you go outside, have a way to get back in.

I’m clapping because I know what that is!

Did Imperial Teen play Yoo Hoo? I’ve always liked that song.

It’s funny. I know Jello’s singing isn’t great, yet I absolutely love his warbling voice.

YEP! I was coming here to say it.

It’s just soooo good. Bonus points if it has some chunks.

Don’t you have public transport?

No.

Cabinet of Curiosities was pretty good.

The Midnight Club felt like a modern Are You Afraid of the Dark.

The new Goosebumps series was a lot of fun.