Entitled bimbo chain-smokes in her car and never wears her seatbelt explaining she doesn’t need it because she is a good driver.
Then she goes on to rear end another car after dropping a lit cigarette down her cleavage while driving, and gets partially ejected because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
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It’s weird how her lips seem to face you no matter which way she is facing.
It’s a sign of good art.
I have often heard dangerous drivers justify it because “I have never crashed”.
The bolt ons I can, sort of, almost, probably, understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.How can anyone find that attractive?
Hair, nice.
Forehead, nice.
Eyes, two of. Nice.
Nose, nice-ish.
Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake.She has body-dysmorphia. There are other people having that. Those mostly match.
At least she has airbags built-in her body
Wow, she really got mangled in that car wreck, I have never seen lips and chest so swollen. Hopefully one day she’ll look normal again.
I’m pretty surprised nobody has commented on how she’s holding the steering wheel like she’s gently pulling a tissue out of a fucking tissue box. Good luck having any kind of reaction in an emergency
too bad she wasn’t injured enough to prevent her from ever driving again. seeing as that’s the only thing that would actually stop her
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be remanded into the custody of Carl’s Jr.
Carl’s Jr.: Fuck you, I’m eating!
Do we have any pictures of what she looked like before the crash… ?
I developed asthma as a 16 year old. I blame it 100% on my mother smoking around me all the fucking time. This woman is such trash as a parent when it comes to her smoking habits.
When I was a kid, I started developing breathing issues. My dad immediately stopped smoking in the house and around me in general. I wish he’d stop smoking entirely, but I do love him for recognizing the harm he was doing to me and making changes to be a better father.
It’s very hard to be a good person and smoke tobacco.
yup. long car trips all through the midwest winters, sorry kids, can’t roll down the windows, it’s snowing outside… you fucking asshole we live in Minnesota it’s always snowing but your 7 year old is getting migraines from being nicotine hotboxed for 3 hours…
If seatbelts were uncomfortable to me maybe my opinion would be different (impossible to really know) but I just automatically put them on as soon as I sit down. While my wife and I were dating I would get so frustrated at her mother because she’d often forget to do it or refuse to do it until getting to the main road instead of the neighborhood. It’s just a habit. I have to consciously think not to do it.
They are not uncomfortable because you are used to them
Bet if you spent your life as a nudist, and someone asked you to wear jeans, you would find them super uncomfortable!
Long story short: wear a seat belt (not you, the theoretical “them”)
Seatbelts are uncomfortable for me. Most of then don’t adjust for height so I am always having to move it away from my neck. I still always wear a seatbelt but legit uncomfortable.
They are not uncomfortable because you are used to them
Same with children and passive smoking in their rooms.
I’ve spent my life wearing pants and I still hate them
Just trying to acknowledge they legitimately do bother some body types, but yeah, I think I’d prefer to be a little uncomfortable than permanently injured after a drink driver hits me.
Came in for the airbag jokes, was disappointed.
cranial airbag lips didn’t pan out huh?
She lived…
How do you think she survived?
Turns out they liposuctioned brain cells to use as filler for those lips and airbags.
Remember that of those surveyed, 80-93% say they are better than average drivers. This high percentage is a well-documented phenomenon known as “illusory superiority” or the “above-average effect,” where most individuals overestimate their own abilities compared to others. This is why I don’t drive unless I have to.
I am always very proud to say I am a bad driver for this very reason. I am a very bad driver. But I am a better than average bias-recognizer
in testing, the worst drivers overestimate their ability, and after completing the test even increase their self ranking
the best drivers underestimate their ability, and rate themselves even lower after completing the test
Dunning-Kruger-effect strikes again?
What if Ive been driving for 30 years, never had an accident? You know, because I dont ride other peoples bumpers, I leave a 2 car gap. Someone drops an anchor in front of me, and Ive got loads of time to stop. Id say THIS alone, make me better than 99% of drivers on the road right now.
If you leave that much space in Connecticut, two cars will fill the gap. I try though. I’ve been run off the highway by street racers also. My only comfort is dash cams so maybe it’ll be on video.
I really wish people had to go to a driving test every 10 years and then get graded on how poor/good their driving skills are.
A driving test isn’t necessarily a test of skill, it’s a test of checking boxes that gets thrown out the window for many people as they continue driving. You can be a complete moron while driving but still parallel park and use a turn signal properly for a test. If you want to weed out more bad drivers you need harder testing and greater enforcement, just getting a retest of the same shitty test isn’t gonna work, but nobody really wants that because it means more tickets and harder testing for everyone.
Source: me. I had an incredibly stubborn aged parent who absolutely should not have had a license for multiple reasons but continued to drive. They were re-tested a couple of times because of incidents and still passed. It took letters from family and a physician to have the RMV suspend their license, and even then they didn’t want to.
it’s still better than nothing, and it can be funded entirely with vehicle licensing fees
I totally agree with you, but I also feel like the level of testing and enforcement necessary crosses the line of what most people will tolerate. You’ll get people screeching about the government making it too hard and too oppressive to drive (which honestly, good).
Anyways, let’s rip out all the highways and replace them with rail lines already, yeah?
Airbags and grill guards call it good
I just hope this shit head’s kid wasn’t in the car when all the fucking around finally led to her finding out.
