Literal shitpost.
If you don’t want to eat shit, try eating fermented food, especially stuff you ferment yourself. Kimchi, sauerkraut, fermented pickles…all good for refreshing your gut biome.
The spice melange
Ok, but like… Couldn’t they isolate and identify the bacteria strains and then make them fresh? Maybe 2 or 3 generations removed from direct poop? And like wash your hands between handling the poop and making the pill? Or does that defeat the purpose?
The first part is not feasible, since the microbiome has thousands, if not tens of thousands, of distinct species, we aren’t at a point where we could individually isolate, analyse, and reproduce all of these strains successfully.
Ugh, fine, I’ll eat the poop I guess.
Goodish news… You wouldn’t be eating the poop. It’d be thrown in a blender until it reached an enema appropriate viscosity.
Guy furiously taking notes in the middle
TIL: I’d rather not crush it at the gym
Turns out my dog was an athlete all along
So basically This southpark episode.
Enshitification
…I would try it. My gut biome is shot.
Years of drinking destroyed mine, and it’s all my fault. I would also try it.
Same. There was no other way! 🥂
You almost gave me a heart attack. I thought this was an ad placed in Lemmy.
You scared the shit out of me.
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Why do I have the urge to go to the gym?
Fecal transplanting is actually a legitimate medical treatment.
indeed …and yet!
“eat shit”
True, but surely it doesn’t work the way South Park joked about.
CRUSHING IT AT THE GYM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD! GIMME THE POOP!!
