Safer to be white and on meth while fappin than being black. SMH.
Did you mean “SPH”?
Shake Penis Hands?
He’s a true power bottom.
That’s the face of a man who’s already won
He’s got things all figured out
Cops on the beat ❌️
Beat on the cops ✅️
But did he finish?
But did he finish them?
This is my favorite thing that I’ve seen today.
Cool crime 😎🎸
I get so tired of people who didn’t take responsibility for their actions but then I get High on Meth© and then I’m not tired anymore
Cop: “I’m not wrangling Edward Penishands… Send the rookie”
This happens 14 times before Sgt Steroids shows up and takes the guy down with his buff eyelids.
Now, THAT’S a goal-oriented individual.
ACAB
One Puuuuuuuuuunch
Also, another version
Man beats off fifteen cops and his own meat.
Shake hands with beef https://youtu.be/JqKiH4UWrzk
… And that’s why the Germans used it in WW2?
Ah yes, the infamous Shaffenschlicken squad
