• LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    10 days ago

    As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.

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        8 days ago

        Eh, I (natural blonde) was never offended by these jokes.

        One of my favourites:

        A blonde is driving down the motorway when she spots another blonde in a boat in a wheat field, rowing with all her might but getting nowhere. Angered by the situation, she pulls over to give her a piece of her mind.
        ‘You idiot!’ she shouts. ‘You’re giving all us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!’