I was driving to work this morning and I noticed a new police Ticketing machine had trapped a poor fool going to work. The ticket giving machine was a Tesla and it had absolutely no Police looking features at all other than the bright blue and red lights coming from behind the windshield and other places around the body.
Now I have to be nice to Tesla assholes or else one might be a cop. Great!
Lol, just imagine getting tackled by granny cop for jaywalking.
On the ground mofo! On the ground! Bang bang bang bang. STOp moving! Why are you resisting! Bang bang bang! … stops moving… there, much better!