I’m feeling Sleep, guys.
I thought “stressed”, “anxious”, “sad” would be a part of the free “depression” plan, “okay” would be paywall protected.
“How are you feeling today?”
“S̸̤̰̳̘̳̮͆̓̀l̸̨̹̠̫̣̭̤̓̍̀ͅe̵̱͎̪͗̈ĕ̴̫͕̓͒̇̄́͂̚͝p̴̡͇̟̯͈̲͗̈́̀͋͆̈́̕̚͝͝.̷͎͈̻̚͝”
.Just order some Thalasin, it will sort you right out.
man I’ve been feeling so dorseless lately 😖
“Bro, checkout the app I vibe code!”
This is why I went with Ultrahuman
Guess it’s option 4: couldn’t afford anything else
It does feel like that sometimes.
This vaguely fits into InternetFuneral, I think.
Therapists hate this one simple trick!
“How are you feeling?”
“Sleep”
“Do you mean ‘sleepy’?”
“You heard what I said bitch”
I would be extremely okay with having this in my life
My mood ring is just a chunk of lead on a twist tie
Paywalling other emotions makes me feel… Nothing, I guess.
It makes me feel ok
Man, unlocking depression has been the worst DLC experience of my life so far.
How do I get a refund
“I’m paying for Premium, but I feel like every day is Freemium.”
