Is Sapphire Safari… a furry porn version of pokemon snap??? I’m going to try it for shits and giggles because I adore pokemon snap. Wish me luck.
Please report back your findings trooper 🫡
Just getting around to trying it now. Will update with further info.
Very first impressions:
Yep, its sexo pokemon snap! If you’re into furry or pokephilia, and enjoy photography, this’ll probably be a fun time. It seems like it is more anthro focused though, not that I’d be a good judge of any of this or anything. >_>;
Right off the bat, the walking animation is very janky, but otherwise it seems surprisingly polished. The tutorial is a bit info dumpy, but it’s not that overwhelming.
Just starting actual gameplay now.
Edit 1: Managed to soft lock myself on the very first quest. Lol. Fixed with a reload.
Of the list, I would say Lust Theory is worth a look.
You are groundhogs daying through high school/college trying to bang every single woman in your life. Animations are… sufficient and I do kind of like that any of the more fucked up stuff is almost always followed up with “and then you were kicked so hard in the balls you died” although it would be nice if they weren’t critical path for progression. And it is pretty hilarious that the game lets you define your relationship to the various ladies you live with… but it is still pretty clearly coded for incest of some form which leads to hilarity like “It is so morally wrong that you are having sex with your Live In Janitor”… which I guess would actually be really morally wrong…
But yeah. Mostly the bundle is the bottom of the barrel. Or stuff that has been around so long it is mostly just a meme for how bad porn games are (house party).
Fuck Google and its fcking recaptcha with its fcking traffic lights, fcking crosswalks, fcking hydrants, fcking bicycles and fcking CARS! FCK!
This is the rare case where at no point was a clear coherent statement ever made, and yet everybody knew exactly what your frustrated ranting mumbles meant.
For the record, the only reason I redeemed the bundle was to protest censorship! Really, I will not have any kind of fun or pleasure!
The bundle is mid at best. You don’t even have to try and convince anyone.
I think 4 of those games (including Postal) look very decent/promising, others either not my style or looking too generic/slop.
I said mid, not terrible.
I mean the real challenge is to play one handed
Yeah, my hopes weren’t to high, but I’ll give it a try this weekend… just to support the cause, you know.
What does your doctor say? Or you’re just Trump-tier old?
What shitty LLM is this bot using?
I know—not even one em dash!
Strange. I redeemed the code, it shows in my purchase history, but none of the games show up in my collection. Oh well.
It says on the post-redeem page that it can take a while to show up
And after a night’s sleep, there they are!
I’m for this because I want those games. But let’s talk strategy. Didn’t GoG just set the market value of those games to zero? Weren’t they already hurt by the censorship? Wouldn’t it be better to just give them a fair market to sell on?
They probably cant do this unilaterally. Maybe gog paid for those copies and they are limited in quantity.
Quick add: https://www.gog.com/cart/add/1486951595
That worked. But using the https://freedomtobuy.games/ links kept giving me “something went wrong”. So ^ this link is the way to do it.
I have to say since this whole anti porn in games thing has happened, I’ve ironically exposed myself to more porn games.
Before I wouldn’t imagine playing porn games. Ever since the itch unban, I’ve tried a few games on itch.io to see what the fuss was about and got absolutely hooked on Queens Brothel - to the point where I’ve paid for the full version on Patreon. And now I’ve got these games on my gog library.
If the Christian brothers and sisters at Collective Shout wanted less people exposed to porn games, lol. lmao even.
That is how their efforts usually work out.
They are quite adept at shitting and falling back in it.
I suggest to try “monster girl quest”
That’s pretty fucking cool.
This is disgusting. Can someone please tell me what game this is…so I can avoid it?
You can claim them here
Now download them before they have GOG do age verification. The EU overwhelmingly voted to implement it on platforms that offer content not suitable for children.
Add the bundle directly to your card: https://www.gog.com/cart/add/1486951595
Thank you. Claiming always resulted in an error, but adding it directly to the cart worked out.
if I could even download gog galaxy. there’s no download link on their webpage and neither anything on the web. But pretty cool of them
The great thing about GOG is you don’t need the launcher, you can use a third party launcher like Heroic or just download the installers directly from the GOG website once you log in.
The link is in the webpage, but it might be bugged? It’s not visible in vanilla chrome or firefox for me (or maybe just not visible on linux).
https://webinstallers.gog-statics.com/download/GOG_Galaxy_2.0.exe
That’s from the page’s source.
It’s not available for linux. That’s the problem.
Yeah but it’s totally optionally, so in that case I don’t care much.
Heroic Games Launcher ftw!
I can’t even log in, because their 2FA system is overwhelmed. I’ve been waiting almost four hours for an email code to hit my inbox.
I think it’s de-emphasized because part of the GOG appeal is that you don’t need a launcher and can grab direct DRM free installers. The launcher just exists for convenience.
Plot twist - what Collective Shout wanted all along was to get these specific games for free (and more importantly - without official transactions to prove they’ve bought them)
Gog moment
Nice, a reason for me to log into gog
thanks for the Free Postal 2 GOG
I tried it for an hour before I gave up. The cringe was too hard for me to get past.
agreed but for me i kinda didnt like the racism things,i am not easily offended, i gave up on the game after the religious joke.
atleast i “Tried” Postal 2 and didnt buy it
