this is shitpost 5d chess.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Brilliant.
This is an 11/10
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
I’ve drank their “Best”.
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
Popregon
Fun-size tonic
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical
I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.
really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.
That’s the joke , numbnuts.
Yeah i know that you limp-dicked fuckface. I was just explaining it to our foreign friend here
GOT DAMN!!!
I’m sorry tummy issues making me cranky
Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍
Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?
A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes
Be nice, even if they weren’t first.
Sowee I’ll do better
Wait, the joke has wrong geography on purpose, numbnuts?
How to tell the dumbest of the dumbasses in a thread
Be nice.
I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post
don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.
Tiny soda?
Now I get it
Small pop
Petite libation
I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.
