• rustyfish@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    15 days ago

    Soon or later this will be you:

    Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

    • Good Monson@lemmy.zip
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      14 days ago

      God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing. Just staring at the face they are now making.

  • Oaksey@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor. Mfw -> :(

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      15 days ago

      Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
      Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.

      Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
      Decisions decisions.
      On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.

      Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.

        • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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          14 days ago

          Cheap or processed red meat.
          Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

          The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

          In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

          I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no ‘beef’ pizzas and so on.

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            11 days ago

            any idea what specifically about the cheaper stuff does it? sounds incredibly strange for mince to magically make you sick

    • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?

      • reptar@lemmy.world
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        15 days ago

        Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to Moss)”

        Always be shitting does sound familiar…

          • reptar@lemmy.world
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            15 days ago

            Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.

            Thanks for the rec though!

            • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              14 days ago

              Great movie.

              I haven’t seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can’t imagine it being anything short of amazing.