Give this champ a Nobel Prize
We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions
Let’s try intercardinal directions,
Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea
Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.
Korea the long way.
Looong loooong land
How about stripes?
It’s Koreas all the way down.
Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke
Let’s go Roman with Ciskorea and Transkorea. Maybe it’ll give Ms Rowling a stroke.
Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I’ve read today…
What about all? South-east Korea, South-west Korea, North-east Korea, North-west Korea.
West Korea Best Korea
Looks similar to Norway and Sweden 😄
only north korea isn’t working (but it’s not because of the communism ofc, it’s… something completely else, okay? and it isn’t teh rEaL cOmMuNiSm™ anyways, because that would’ve definitely worked)
Tbf South Korea has plenty of economic, demographic, and social problems as well. Still miles better than North, but saying that only the North doesn’t work is not really accurate.
of course south korea has problems as well, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work. but I think one can objectively state that the north doesn’t work, no matter which metric you choose to measure its “success” with. the contrast between those countries is too stark
A country competing with Japan for the highest suicide rate cant be described as working for a lot of its inhabitants.
North Korea doesn’t even claim to be communist. Are you mixing them up with China?
north korea also claims to be democratic, that doesn’t mean it’s true
It’s just really weird that you came up with a reason to spout your pet bogeyman when it wasn’t even relevant.
How about a striped Korea instead?
lol … Polka Dot Korea
Then again … isn’t that known as electoral districts in the United States
No we do fractal districts. They get ever more detailed as you zoom in to them. Their border length is theoretically infinite.
The gerrymandered border slicing through an American’s house to isolate its occupants into different districts
