I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn’t just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.
Now he can just show this screenshot.
If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we’ll start over.
That’s the sickest burn since “President Poupon”
You don’t mess with the Zohran.
This is the comment I came here for
We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer’s Bazaar of Affordable Memes
bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.
If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.
I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.
What about the Stay-pufttm Marshmallow Man?
His logo slaps
Cleanest looking site I’ve seen in a while
What is best in life zohran?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their kickbacks dissolving!
Affordable housing
Heh heh heh… Stupid Fox News
Zohran the Inequality Destroyer
Zohran the Corruption Destroyer
Zohran the bus fare Destroyer
Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer
This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news
How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?
They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.
Zohran! What is best in life?
Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.
(stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)
Perfect
Nandor the Relentless
I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox’s audience’s heads
Zohran can destroy me anytime
He already has a nickname. Behold “Young Cardamom:” https://youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY