Github seems to be down.
Edit: After I made this, their status page finally updated to indicate an issue.
Update - We are experiencing interruptions in multiple public GitHub services. We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.
its all red, how did the fuck up that badly.
Some intern is having a bad day right now.
he pressed the big red selfdestrukt button.
From https://www.githubstatus.com/ (emphasis mine):
If you fuck up the database, you fuck up errythang.
Yeah, everything’s dropping. I first noticed it when my push failed.