Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?
Probably because it’s not needed.
Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?
Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.
Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content
Oink
I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?
Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.
Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.
Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.
Idk I feel like if my boss saw “c*m” scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.
If you open shitposts full screen at work, thats on you imo. I have lemmy configured so the preview is just big enough to figure out whats in the post but too small for anyone to read from a distance
And rightly so. We just call them “serial ports” these days.
she slop my hog til I oink
Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.
And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.
How do you know it’s a kink?
Exactly, he could just be a cop.
So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one
*it; he suggests personhood.
More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?
Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.
One letter away? Unless I’m missing a joke in which case feel free to “wooooosh” me.
Oink
O->K
Kink.
Oink->Kink
Don’t worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.
LMN I’m guessing
K - M - N - O 0 - 1 - 2 - 3Are Ls just a joke to us?
He doesn’t take any L’s.
oh shit im dumb
The boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA
Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.
oink
oink
oink
Deeply upsetting.
Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off
This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE
Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!
🐷🐷🐷
I had an Arab client once. We didn’t speak a common language, and when he’d cum, he’d make a peeing sound - “psshhh” or “tsss” - to let me know…
tsssss
Was he green and had four legs?
No, but you could say he… exploded.
Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao
