• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    (reminder don’t take dietary advice from internet strangers)

    Here’s my fact based advice: on average, people that eat food sometimes live longer than people that do not eat food. You should sometimes eat food.

    Ignore my advice at your own peril.

  • PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    (reminder don’t take dietary advice from internet strangers)

    Don’t eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
    1·
    2 months ago

    I always wonder how this is supposed to work, do these people just have food pass right through them and cause massive headaches for sewer system engineers? Or do they passively burn so much energy that they illuminate a dark room from sheer blackbody radiation?

    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      3·
      2 months ago

      The joke is people will mention the latter at any chance they get even if it doesn’t fit.

      So the format is:

      [Important discussion]

      [Unexpectedly simple response]

      [Some guy interjects with thing he always talks about]

      But the most important detail is I personally have a fast metabolism, I can eat as much as I want and not gain weight for whatever reason lol.