kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago7 for mesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square337linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1image7 for mesh.itjust.workskingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square337linkfedilink
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNat 20 DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
minus-squareIsa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month ago Greedy player: What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoGranted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI attempt to seduce the nearest goat
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNat 11 DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.” Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
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Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
Greedy player:
What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
Cue my …entry… music
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”