Couches are so overrated…
Of course that’s a thing…
No, but I’m about to!
I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!
Good luck 🤞
Shady Vance’s not whole.
TekKnight, is that you?
Trussy is hard though
If the tree is still alive then no…
Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree. Or a manchineel tree
I wouldn’t think of him as a dendrophile.
Arborphelia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)
Why did I open up this
rabbittree hole?Have you seen Poison Ivy?
Yes, but when I saw her I thought “yeah I’d have fun with her” not “my god look at that tall rough barked tree over there, wonder if there are any good holes”
Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth
The Hole Truth
no, but had a pope a couple weeks ago
not sexually ; murderously.
Hasn’t the Lorax been abused enough? He’s seen more than he should.
You mean a pre-couch¿
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Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture
No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees…
Don’t give him ideas, nature is suffering enough as is.
Probably
Far too large (the hole).
