I was told to never do math not even once
Take your age That’s your age
Woah.
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
I got 5318008
It means you’re using JavaScript.
- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you’ve been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
No
Look under your foreskin.
whaa… how do you???
NO?
hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
Are you Terrence Howard?
Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.
Oh neat, it’s my ssn!
This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
take your credit card number
add 2
that’s your credit card number plus two
post it
4444 4444 4444 4446
Damn you’re right
what’s 9 + 10?
21
910
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Hello type conversion, my old friend
NaN with you again
no that’s “9” + “10”
Didn’t you read? It’s your age!
Knock knock.
21
Eww too old.
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…
There are no children on this app💀
is baby gronk the new rizz king?
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account
You pervert
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
📸
21 - 2?
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
69
Nice
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
It’s like the least convenient form of time travel.
Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERRAfter apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs…
COVID made this accurate
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry
