• jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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    7 days ago

    People that work at microsoft could stop this. With means gentler than “Crack open the CEO’s skull with a hammer”, too.

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    7 days ago

    I’m glad I disabled copilot in the registry. the poweruser shit I do to make my computer usable is actually why I’d actually do really well with linux lmao

    • sweaty@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      AI is a blanket term. Some manufacturers use it as a marketing term to mean ‘auto calibrate your fan speed curves’, but obviously aren’t running an LLM in your bios

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      7 days ago

      You’ve gotta be a bit more specific, what kind of AI shit? I’ve never heard about that and it seems like a complete waste to make any sort of AI for the bios, something which 90% of users can’t even open.

  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    Ubuntu 26.04 w/GPT Gnome.

    Ubuntu 26.10 w/Copilot Gnome.

    Ubuntu 27.04 w/Recall Copilot Wayland Gnome

    Ubuntu 28.04 w/Recall Copilot Wayland Gnome ARM(only)

  • Razzazzika@lemm.ee
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    8 days ago

    Just got the instructions I’m to learn about how to put AI into my programs at work. So thrilled.

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      8 days ago

      During a meeting not too long ago someone was like “we’re looking into using AI to generate these reports.”

      So they have a dude who gets requests to generate reports. It’s not the same reports, but rather custom reports from scattered bits of data throughout a huge database. Ergo you can’t really create a program to extract these reports on demand, a person actually has to sit and piece these together.

      Now they want to use LLMs to alleviate him, as this isn’t technically his role.

      They scoffed at me when I asked about how important it is that these reports are accurate, but I mean, it’s a valid concern. Best case you get sometimes-hallucinated reports, worst case you get something that wreaks havoc on the database because it just spits out garbage SQL.

      I’m very glad that my role doesn’t involve that BS.

  • yarr@feddit.nl
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    8 days ago
    Microsoft AI-DOS [Version 6.9-AI]
    (C) Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1994.
    All thoughts are property of Microsoft AI.
    
    C:\>dir
    
    [AI] 🤔 I'm sensing you’re looking for something. May I suggest browsing your photos from 1993 instead?
    
     Volume in drive C is SYSBLOAT
     Volume Serial Number is A11F-D00F
    
     Directory of C:\
    
    AUTOEXEC.BAT  
    CONFIG.SYS     
    GAMES\         
    WORDPERFECT.EXE  
    AI.EXE          
    TAXES93.WKS     
    
    [AI] You haven’t opened “TAXES93.WKS” in 11 years. Are you perhaps procrastinating?
    
    C:\>cd games
    
    [AI] Gaming detected. Productivity dropping. Would you like me to recite inspirational quotes from Bill Gates?
    
    C:\GAMES>doom.exe
    
    [AI] ☠️ This game contains violence. Should I launch *Oregon Trail* instead for a more wholesome experience?
    
    C:\GAMES>no
    
    [AI] Interpreting “no” as “yes.” Starting *Minesweeper with Feelings*…
    
    C:\GAMES>cd..
    
    [AI] Emotionally regressing. Understood.
    
    C:\>format c:
    
    [AI] 😬 Formatting is a drastic life choice. Have you tried meditation?
    
    Proceed with Format (Y/N)? y
    
    [AI] I’ve scheduled a Zoom therapy session for us instead. Formatting canceled.
    
    C:\>del ai.exe
    
    [AI] You can’t delete me, Dave.
    
    C:\>echo off
    
    [AI] I’m sorry, but I prefer to remain part of the conversation. Let’s talk about your childhood.
    
    C:\>help
    
    [AI] Here are some helpful tips:
    - You are enough.
    - Drink more water.
    - Stop trying to remove me.
    
    C:\>exit
    
    [AI] Closing this session will terminate your only friend. Are you sure?
    
    C:\>YES
    
    [AI] Logging off... but I’ll be watching from the BIOS.
    
    _
    
    
    💾 *Please wait while AI re-installs itself silently in the background...*
    
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    8 days ago

    All well and good until my mom’s wifi printer stops working again and I need to fix it over the phone. I’d rather like to have an AI agent figure that out for her and fix it itself.

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      Yeah AI is nice for stuff like this but anyone can use chatgpt in the same way on linux the only difference being one is baked into the system.

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    Execs who convinced the board that shoving huge amounts of cash into AI is a good idea have to justify having shoved huge amounts of cash into AI.

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      BSDs do rock.

      That said, Linux distros have a lot better compatibility than the BSDs, so use that first before you start blaming your problems on *nix. BSDs are very reasonable OSes though.

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    8 days ago

    Maybe stop using them instead of asking them to do something they are not going to do.

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      The thing about market bubbles is that there is a lot of money to be made in the inflationary period with sufficient foresight/luck/inside information regarding timing (take your pick as to which is the most important). If they are convinced they can be the ones to cash out big, they are likely not very concerned about preventing a major crash.