“Why is it all sticky?”
“Enjoy the free show”
I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)
Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn’t wash my hands. What you gon’ do about it, UOA?
How big are their clits ?
You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can’t imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button
Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you’ll be surprised.
Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0
I did all these cock push ups for nothing!
…Roll Tide…
OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!
tapes the paper over the camera…
Down in the deep south
what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister
I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary
And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.
If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus
You don’t see it on the photo but “1” is literally just a phallus. Never go there.
