For example when you’re catching up with friends after a while
Living the dream
Tell them about the wicked fart you released yesterday.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
You start groping yourself … touch your chest, your face, your arms, reach around to you back, touch your shoulders
HEY! … I’M STILL ALIVE!!!
in case of catching up with friends: “just recently a few minutes ago i meet a friend and am really happy about it and i think its going to be amazing” maybe
could be cringe tho
“Same old same old. You?”
Song lyrics are always fun.
“I’m another older and deeper in debt.” [16 Tons]
“I’m tired of living and sacred of dying.'” [Old Man River]
“I’m a material girl…” [can’t remember the title…]
Living one day at a time
“Livin’ the dream.”
“I am unfortunately still here” is my go-to. People seem to leave you alone if you joke about killing yourself.
You know how at times no news are good news, I’ve only got good news.
Nothing much, you?
The cosmic horrors persist, but so do I
I’m so stealing that.
The court order was very clear that I am not allowed to discuss that. How about you? Anything new?
This wins the thread !lemmysilver
Thank you, thank you. I’d like to dedicate this award to all the antisocial people out there who just want to be left alone.
I’m honoured you’d think of us thanks so much
And that’s all I’ll do, I won’t bug anyone about it or anything. I know my own kind. And since having to deal with people would be necessary to claim a portion of the prize money, I won’t even bother anyone with that!
“Nothing’s new - same old”
