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55 gallons of anal lube?
Can be yours for the low, low price of one thousand, nine hundred fifty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents, which works out to be $0.28 per fluid ounce. Pack of 1. Only one in stock, order soon.
Only 55 gallons!!, how am I supposed to fill my pool with that little lube!
Makes me want to post in some Ask Lemmy community.
“Perverts of Lemmy, have any of you actually bought an industrial drum of sex gel on Amazon? How did it go?”
Some people need a LOT of lube.
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