While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
Where would we put the FX?
I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
This explains why I never liked Foo Fighters.
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
They definitely hit horny as well.
Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!
You’ve never had angry sex?
No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.
Lucky
Only in the best of times.
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
Ah yeah, fair observation
I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.
No Doubt got my teenage brain horny
Needs more Ska Bands.
Rocket from the Crypt, bare minimum.
Over here asking, “Where’s Mustard Plug, or Goldfinger, shit even The Suicide Machines?!”
No Doubt is more angry than horny? What?
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Deftones are VERY horny
This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.
Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.
All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
NIN is off the chart somewhere far beyond the upper right corner.
Surprised to not see Sugar Ray or Everclear, unless I’m blind.
Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.
RHCP are mostly just horny for California.
Seems like Californication
Oh, is THAT where they’re from? Only they never seem to mention it in any of their songs
California?
Bear fuckers
Steady on with that kind of comment, please. They might be sequoia fuckers.
It’s one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, at least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.
You can be happy and angry at the same time, i.e. your girlfriend saying you have the biggest dick amongst all your friends; but its much harder to be happy and sad at the same time, that takes someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, of you.
I’m not saying that you can’t have some specific cocktail of unfamiliar-together feelings. Who am I to say what anyone can feel? I’m saying they are conceptually opposed, but hey, happy cake day or happy angry cake day, whatever you want!
Edit: I know you are foo-fighting!
Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it’s times like these you learn to live again, it’s times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.
Blink-182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.
Kind of curious where KMFDM would fit. I would think top for sure. But i feel like most of their songs would make them swing left and right like a metronome. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3lsxONdiw
KMFDM is a drug against war!
Kill motherfucking Depeche mode
This one’s most appropriate for today’s times. My most listened song for 3 years running
Foo Fighers in the eye of blandness.
I would have put Ween there, not because they’re bland but because they’re everything.
