It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Now that’s a big load!
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
I wonder if this is Nevada, where you see them transporting military equipment on trucks all the time. Like missiles and bombs. Wondering if someone got creative with the covering.
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Your mom been on Amazon again?
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
Paging Dr. Evil.
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
