windows users when bill gates has sex with their girlfriend (she’s owned by Microsoft)
Developers developers developers!
Actually she’s copyleft, if a man fucks my GF then he also has to fuck me
Free as in beer though
non-commercial use only
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Are you cute? Can I jump straight to the source and skip the girlfriend?
no but I’m public domain- you can rearrange my face if you want UwU
… Well now I’m scared
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open source
You get to see her parents naked
this post assumes Linux users are heterosexual men and objectifies women - not very cool :/
I’m still wrapping my mind around how this even works. ATM I use Debian for my laptop, so now my husband (already knowing I’d support an open marriage if he wanted one) should be a free target for sexual harassment? Is that the joke?
Not really, it just assumes that the Linux user has a girlfriend who’s promiscuous. It’s just a joke. That said, I am a male Linux user and my wife and I are poly, so it’s extra funny to me.
I talked to a friend who is a long time linux user, turns out he and his girlfriend are also poly(ish). Seems there is a trend
Also the other man is the active person while the girlfriend is passive and doesn’t have agency.
Also “having sex” turns fucking into a materialistic transaction instead of something you do together. According to marxist / leninist mythology that makes this a shitpost.
Oh right :D
And it’s this “Linux user’s girlfriend” in the room with us now?
One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”
“Honey, can we watch Netflix?”
“Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel.”
Absolutely real
What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!
Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!
This but not a joke.
