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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

My boss texting me how he wants me to cook his eggs every morning

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My boss texting me how he wants me to cook his eggs every morning

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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Follow up questions; are you Alfred and have you figured out the entrance to the Batcave yet?
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  Yeah this smells like “live in personal assistant”
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  (Lego Batman voice) “Alfred, get me some Al-fried eggs this morning. And make sure you make a smiley face with bacon.”
  
  OP: “Right away, sir”

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