I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule
it’s wild how people are adamant that they should live like fucking cavemen. you know if you washed your assets you would have invaded other countries and justified it with “these animals don’t even wash their assets”.
No, I put them in a dishwasher where they are cleaned with boiling hot water and a mixture of bleach, hydroxides, sodium carbonate and sodium silicate. Is that relevant to what I do to my ass?
if they’re not flushable then I assume they’re not very environmentally friendly either
You don’t need a bidet or wipes, just shower regularly
You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.
They’re pretty big shits
I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule
no just use toilet paper like everyone does and shower regularly
yeah and when you do dishes you just wipe the plates with a dry paper towel
that would suffice if I’m gonna put them in a shower later
You dont wash your dishes?
it’s wild how people are adamant that they should live like fucking cavemen. you know if you washed your assets you would have invaded other countries and justified it with “these animals don’t even wash their assets”.
what?
wash your nasty ass
I do reuse a plate all day though.
and you throw away your asshole?
I mean in between washing. I’m not picky about breakfast toast crumbs on my lunch plate. Maybe I should be, but that’s probably not my worst habit
you should be more picky about shit crumbs on your asshole.
No, I put them in a dishwasher where they are cleaned with boiling hot water and a mixture of bleach, hydroxides, sodium carbonate and sodium silicate. Is that relevant to what I do to my ass?
yes
Here we go again.
But TP sucks at cleaning your butthole
it’s not like I’m getting any visitors
Well… have you tried inviting your friends and neighbors?