bumping for the 1337 haxorz
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Is musk’s consort shitting out another kid?
You understand the assignment people.
I do, but say I was… Let’s call it “clueless”, what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?
It looks like it’s been patched. I couldn’t find solid instructions anyway. But if I do, I’m sure someone will post an easy to use shell script.
- only if you’re behind like 7 proxies
And you gotta bounce it off satellites.
Expert at dumbassery
Ah, I see. That’s the efficiency they’re looking for.
Crowd source your database, what could go wrong?
Our Database
This pretty much proves that the US government is experiencing its worst cybersecurity breach ever.
See also https://lemmy.world/post/25293137
This is by design, weaken security and allow daddy Putin to take over
Is it really a breach if they’ll just hand it over to anyone who pays and/or stroke’s Mango Mussolini’s ego?
This has also been the narrative on recent techdirt.com posts, e.g. https://www.techdirt.com/2025/02/13/at-last-doge-and-musk-are-finally-named-in-a-lawsuit-albeit-officially/ - I (not being American) do not know or care enough about the topic to have an opinion about it.
Also a pretty brilliant feat of social engineering on Musk’s part. (And I don’t say that to be flattering, it just kind of is.)
Musk is proof of that, in and of himself. And it’s not just cyber, it’s national security. We are in grave danger.
The United States has been glory holed by anyone who paid admission.
Please…show this to The Onion. Let The Onion post some updates…it’s their ultimate wet fantasy.
They will fire most of their employees since they’ll get free daily content for the next 4 years.
Remember that if you can see something that obvious, imagine all the quiet changes people are making that aren’t being immediately found. Not only the deliberate horseshit from musk and his facsy tots, but other attempts to distort data from traditional bad actors like China and Russia
Someone needs to turn that site into nothing but goatse stat
Make America Goatse Again
Doesn’t seem avoidable.
This is so embarassing. It can’t be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.
You can thank your compatriots for this horror show. Huh. There’s a double entendre there if you’re familiar with the Russian language, or if you’ve read A Clockwork Orange.
There’s a double entendre there if you’re familiar with the Russian language
As a Russian speaker, I don’t understand this. Could you elaborate?
Does “ужасшоу” sound kind of like “asshole”?
“Horrorshow” is the Nadsat word that Alex used in A Clockwork Orange to mean “good”. It’s a bastardized transliteration of хорошо.
What is “Things people have been saying for 10 years?” Alex?
10 years? More like 200 years!
It all seems to be rushed and it’s all an attack on political opposition. Doing it well isn’t important. Like a monkey throwing shit at another monkey, they don’t care that they have some shit on their hands, they threw shit at another monkey and that’s what counts. Unfortunately the shit throwing monkeys are the president of the USA and the wealthiest person in the world.
To be fair, healthcare.gov had a rocky rollout too. No gaping security holes AFAIK though, so this is a new low.
The agency they turned into DOGE was responsible for fixing healthcare.gov and preventing future bad roll outs. But they fired the actual talent to replace them with Musk’s interns.
Do you have a source on that? Because that’s just awesome.
It can’t be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.
Nah they have people helping them. At any second you could stop and they would have no power. But you continually support their project
Hah?
Someone make it show
Doge ⬇️ Trump ⬇️ Congress
I want to see trump get asked about it in the next presser.
What did you expect from a department named after a memecoin anyways
The meme came first. Then the coin. Then Elon. It used to be innocent.
Considering elon is also a joke, the history repeats itself
I still think it’s incredible he named his not yet an actual government department after a should-be-treated-as-a-security-by-the-SEC that he pumped and dumped
Probably because it “doesn’t” use SQL
Hahahahahahaha
