I mean. The phone number is from here https://www.ltgov.texas.gov/contact/
My gut instinct is that this sign is fake with the end goal of driving outraged calls to the real Lt gov., but who can even tell anymore?
Hello. My name is John Doe and would like to ask you to remove my penis from your database… What do you mean “what does it look like”?!
I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.
“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”
Dallas?
Might be legit.
I prefer traditional genital inspection
I’ll stop by later then.
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People who realized that we use to live in a society that thrived on manual labor. Truly, we live amongst legends now.
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Don’t mind me
Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
I’m going to have to numb you.
Num num num num num num.
“Traditional genital inspections”
HA!
This has to be a joke
Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says “Fuck you” on the front and “Eat shit” on the back
Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.
It’s just minor radiation exposure. Only 3 mSv. That’s barely 30 chest X-rays, or 150 seven hour flights!
"Hotdog … no hotdog … " That’s the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it’s not real, but that just makes it funny.
Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.
Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves
At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.
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LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase
This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.
Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don’t have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.
Conservatives would just blame it on DEI and it somehow being funded by USAID
Fantastic that you have a phone number too!
didn’t ever think I would get so much use out of this when I made it six months ago.
In this case, PC stands for Penis/Cooter.
Wait… dickS?
Remember double dick guy from Reddit? (Guy legit has two penises)
Ah, I do recall that tale from my old life in that place. The beforetimes.
Do you wish to see them, PetaQ?!
Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture
Opt in. Use random bathroom. Ruin the dataset.
