Good luck Jim
I wasn’t here
Nobody was hurt.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.
Ruh roh raggy
How about “is everyone ok”?
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
All right
Mr Boombastic
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
Some shit broke
Shelves buckled.
You still have a free word!
Overloaded.
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
See you tomorrow
Oops, my bad
Fucken’ hell, man!
Brian did it
it wasn’t me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
