please mark as nsfw 😳
do I have to?
Fine, but only if you squeeze it periodically when you get excited.
you look into my eyes 🥺
breaks your hand
proceeds to cut hand off
This has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Now you cannot escape the info-dump mwahahaha my evil plan is coming together
time to conduct evil >:3
only thing we can offer is a paw :3
I’ll gladly take it 🥰
That’s adorable
:3
Yes… 🥺🩷
🤗
I Receive: Your Hand
You Receive: My monologue: My name is Yoshikage Kira…
I accept. No taksie backsies!
never :3
Does this deal include girlcuddles :3
if you’ll accept a verbal agreement ;3c
Do you want mine attached or detached?
attached so I can pull you to me
That’d be nice!
I don’t think I’m good enough at surgery to do this myself. Think we can ask that neighbor who has all those taxidermied squirrels?
… Kay! 🥰
🥺👉👈
🥵
🤭
