Well, science does tell us that alcohol is a solution.

Nobody drinks the first part of that and thinks it’s “pretty good.”

For anyone who doesn’t know what that drink is, it is a relic of the times where alcohol was considered medicine and it expresses that with flavor. It tastes like antiseptic and Band-Aids. It is universally considered a terrible alcohol with no redeeming qualities except the joy of sadomasochistic introductions to the unfamiliar.

Malört, for when you want to unfriend someone in-person.