Summary
Erik Jensen, leader of Greenland’s Siumut party, denied reports of a meeting with Donald Trump Jr. during Trump Jr.'s visit to Greenland, reaffirming that “Greenland is not for sale.”
Trump Jr. landed in Nuuk, reportedly to record podcast content, not to pursue President-elect Donald Trump’s long-standing interest in acquiring the territory.
Greenland’s government confirmed no official meetings were planned.
Trump, who first proposed purchasing Greenland in 2019, reiterated his desire to acquire it, claiming Greenlanders would benefit under U.S. protection, a stance repeatedly rejected by Greenland and Denmark.
[Banging on door]
Open the fucking for, bro!
[Sound of smelling cocaine]
Bro! My dad said I could come here, open up!
- Beavis and/or Butthead
Their response should’ve included a professionally worded “Ew”. Really?! Junior making deals!
In the first term I thought well at least he doesn’t want to start wars or invade someone like the previous R’s who always had to do it to look macho and increase their popularity (which worked).
But now that it’s no holds barred, Mangolini is not hiding how much he wants to be like his hero Putin. So on top of all the other dictator stuff he wants to acquire more territory and/or invade somewhere. Greenland hasn’t worked out so far, so he’s looking around and sees Panama, thinking yeah that would be easy. I’m expecting him to do something somewhere this term, for sure.
Hey Greenland, would you mind arresting him? Or maybe ditching him on an ice floe?
My fear, would be that Trump would use it as an excuse to invade Greenland, giving him what he ultimately wants anyway.
Til about ice floe.
Thanks!
Edit I always assumed it was ice flow.
No worries. I read far too many books as a kid!
That’s impossible, you can’t read too many books. At any age.
You want to know another one like that? Toe the line
Cotton boll.
What do people think it is? I always thought about it as a real toe, and a line, like a memotechnique. Or is it the wrong one?
People often think it’s tow, like towing something or helping to pull.
Thanks!
Do not under any circumstances give legitimacy to this piece of human shit.
Maybe give him some tainted coke, though
For real though, someone needs to sneak like a pinhead’s worth of fentanyl in that shit. It’s super potent, and extremely dangerous. Very easy to lethally OD.
You’re assuming he isn’t already tolerant.
Arrest him - I’m sure jr is bringing snow to Greenland.
