Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agoBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareTunaCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoWhat if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYou can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoPack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAcceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
minus-squarez500@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoYou win a free trip to the Hague
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThey don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoStill need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
What if I prefer this?
Can this be done with emoji?
😫
You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
Thanks. I hate it.
Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
You win a free trip to the Hague
They don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag.
Obviously the sentence is predetermined.