I see AI has achieved humor above human comprehension.
I am Funnybot
I laughed at that more than one might expect.
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
Antihumour gold
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
AHEM splash
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably
I tried once… Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
Actually, that would…Wait a minute!
It is a bit alarming.
Spacetime
Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”
Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”
Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
Kek, lmao even
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
What a brutal reference.
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No soap, radio!
Zooty, zoot-zoot!
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
no
Uh, because it’s a waste of time!
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
That LLM can shitpost
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
No
Pop pop
The fact that you call it that.
There is always money in the banana stand!
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
It’s very time consuming
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
Yeah I don’t trust me your or anything either :)
