YTA! Lion’s house, lion’s rules. Hit a lawyer, get Facebook, drop the gym. This narcissist is a textbook lion; I also choose this man’s stupid prize.

Catnip and hakuna matata

I heard once that if you rub the top of a cat’s head with a toothbrush, it’ll calm down.

Bring all the Pokemon.

Be Batman, have prep time.

Can you choose your weapons?
I’m that case, choose either a boar spear, or an Atchisson AA-12, depending on your era.

Poison a gazelle

Gun

Assault rifle with extended magazines. Keep your distance. Don’t fire all of your ammo in panic. eyes on target. Don’t close in even if it’s “dead”

Get a really big laser pointer to distract it

Bring a shotgun

Have lots of steaks with poison in it.

That or an assault rifle.

If you’re fighting a singular male lion on it’s own… They’re not brave without their pack and they’re way more ‘bark’ than bite. It’s just like a black bear, be as big and loud as you can. Do not ever run, this triggers an instinctual urge to chase. Alone in the face of a fight it’s not sure it can win, the Lion will want to run though. That will just buy you time, closing the gap and actually winning the fight will depend on circumstances, but you can get the upper hand in a lot of ways.

Whatever happens, be thankful you’re not fighting a Tiger.

Punch that motherfucker in the nose so hard his skull flies out the back of his ass! The crowd will go wild.

You just gotta go pspspspsps