Capitalism baby! Cut the weak. It’s not us, it’s you.

Fucked up.

I’m assuming that it was one of those anonymous surveys…who ever believed that they’re anonymous?

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

Imagine if they kept just one of the people who reported feeling stressed… How stressed do you think they’d be after seeing this?

That’ll give them perspective! Next time they won’t feel so stressed out 😀

(This was all written very tongue in cheek. I am not a serious person.)

Companies value liars who compete for the best readily made fake speech. Nothing new to see here.

Pretty sure this is the plot of a dystopian Doctor Who episode. Two actually, thinking about it.

In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

Every interaction you have with a large employer is to their benefit, don’t forget it. You are not a part of the broader consideration, as a human, beyond what you cost and what you can produce.

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Maybe committed to destroy a healthy work environment, e.g. a work environment in which employees can be open about how they feel and don’t need to fake being happy?

Dystopian

There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

Sounds like their leadership team could use a few adjustments.

I like that “fostering a healthy and supportive work environment” translated to “CULL THE WEAK!”

Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.

Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.

Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.