Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don’t want my learning from Floridians, thanks.

The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.

THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.

cock

I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.

Or you just do it on purpose.

Nah this is the way!

You can, just not like… that.

We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason

If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

Spooge

I’m coming…

…Over

Idk, I kinda like it.

This is just more of the left war against Christmas!

Jesus would definitely approve of… Dicks out for Santa.

misspelled “always”