I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY’RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.
Twas a quaint time.
Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…
The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.
I consider that a lot less evil. I don’t like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It’s like drinking a liquid pixie stick.
Sunny D is for parents who
think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice.are sick of Timmy’s shit and want something to mix their vodka with.Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the target demographic
If you’re sick of Timmy’s shit, you don’t need the mixer. It’s shots time.
There’s some value in hiding your alcoholism from Timmy.
Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I’m guessing it’s because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.
Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.
That would also be the “worst hangover imaginable” option.
The orange ones are liquid sex.
Nah, go for the chu-hi on the left.
Yeah I prefer my Purple Stuff Vodka Seltzers
but for real capitalism is truly plumbing the depths of nostalgia for our generations youth.
Screwed Driver.
Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?
We are a failed nation. This proves it
This works for every nation I can think of… that would offer this product on their shelves.
The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?
-1 million.
I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?
They said the check would be in the mail.
Brb, ordering minus a million cases of vintage Dom Perignon!
Besides the financial windfall, im gonna get so damn sober! 🥳
Be careful, that much antihol in one go won’t just get you sober, it’ll send you right out the other side. Few can deal with that clear a view of reality.
I want a whole adult themed lunchable with vodka in the caprisun, THC in the food, and a cigarette for desert.
Can crunch’s oops all cocaine crunch!
Riot punch but worse.
Yeah SunnyD drinkers are getting old and have to sell them updated juice boxes.
Why does only your product have the warning for 21 plus!? Is it because you are a piece of shit obviously marketing to kids.
Is that what we call screwdrivers these days?
I hope not. I like drinking a screwdriver on occasion.
so you bought it and tried it?
No, I need to work on hating myself more first.
Let us know your progress, m’kay? :-P (inquiring tastebugs demand to know! and no I’ve decided not to change that spelling!)
Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great
