Relax in peace. He’s fine.
Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3
OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out…because that’s what you did to me.
I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits
Feels vaguely threatening lol
If this is OC then OP is amazing. It’s a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️
Not OC but I can’t say I haven’t been smiling like a fucking fool
It’s weird how can upvote both this and the “fuck OP” comments
Hey I’m OP and I’m upvoting them too
OP can go fuck himself.
almost thought he died broo what
I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
Did he fart?
May your pillow always have two warm sides
No way he’s 62
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!
nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills
Almost had a gd heart attack!
🙃😕😟😭😒 ← my emotions illustrated through emojis.
May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
